It slightly shames me to say that in my 23 years of existence, I am kinda clueless about who/what Jews are. So last Tuesday at The Glass Turtle, while I was drunk off of a Black Superman and R was stoned as fuck, I dragged him into a conversation about religion.

I asked him to explain to me what a Jew is.

And he put it quite simply. “Jews believe in Christianity, but not in Jesus’ divinity.” Couldn’t have put it in better words for a drunk mind.