January 2012
When your best friend is making a presentation at...
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When my friend has a sunburn.
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When bitches stand in the middle of the hallway so...
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It slightly shames me to say that in my 23 years of existence, I am kinda clueless about who/what Jews are. So last Tuesday at The Glass Turtle, while I was drunk off of a Black Superman and R was stoned as fuck, I dragged him into a conversation about religion.
I asked him to explain to me what a Jew is.
And he put it quite simply. “Jews believe in Christianity, but not in Jesus’...
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH